little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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dulect:

listen up you little bitch

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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tastefullyoffensive:

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goldr0ger:

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truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9